He's closing in on the big numero uno...and he's still bald (here, feeling quite insecure about the whole thing, he places soap suds on his shiny cranium trying to cover up his most embarrasing featuring...a nude nugget. So what would he like for his very first birthday? Why he told me just yesterday...Fabio's hair, the golden flowing locks of the most famous & manly model. Go figure, I thought he'd say Snoop Dog.