The funniest thing just happened: Some Latter Day Saints just came to the door to speak with me. Ending the discussion as quickly as possible due to some major doctrinal issues, I closed the door with their "blessing". Ethen came down the stairs and asked "who's here, Mama?"
I replied, "Oh...some people that don't believe in Jesus."
His reply is golden: "Do they believe in Nursery?"
There you have it folks, there's our doctrine?!